She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

I look at my friend's tits and realize that we're about to have a foursome

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)

Son, I didn't knock on your door, and I'm not coming out of here without a creampie

You can't take it anymore? Why don't you rest and I'll fuck your anus, aren't you tired there?

Fucked the sisters, and whose ass was better, but tried fmf

Honey, I surprised you, but did you cum on my face?

- Ouch, that's the wrong hole, that's my ass! 😱 (put it in anyway)

Cheat to the fullest: after creampie fuck the anus, I want cum everywhere

Did you burn your stepmother in her underwear? Fuck her right away so you don't jerk off to her later

My mouth is full of dick, but I'm decent - a guy calls, I pick up the phone

Oh, are we still doing sports? That feels good, I just came

Brother, develop your anus! I'm ashamed in front of my boyfriend that I'm a virgin in my ass

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Quiet, it's only anal! If you shout, I'll slap you in the face

I don't want to give money to the loader, but in kind, that's fine

Husband's at work and you're not wearing panties? Come on, let's go have a neighborly fuck

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I fucked my mother's friend, but not a word to her! In case she gets jealous

I'm lucky to have a brother, because my ex has such a small penis

He's peeping! Well, should I let him jerk me off or should I just let him?

I brought my daughter a fucker and I'm watching - she fucked and I jerked off

To cum like that, you have to call your girlfriends - jet multi-orgasms 💦